Today News from A-Neeews.com » Entertainment http://www.aneeews.com Thu, 08 Jul 2010 16:48:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Royal Ascot – Ladies Day http://www.aneeews.com/2009/06/royal-ascot-ladies-day.html http://www.aneeews.com/2009/06/royal-ascot-ladies-day.html#comments Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:07:38 +0000 admin http://www.aneeews.com/?p=61 The five days of the ROYAL MEETING at ASCOT provide one of the most unique and colourful occasions on the sporting calendar. Queen Ann founded Ascot Races in 1711 and members of the Royal family still lead the procession from Windsor Castle to Ascot each day.

The GOLD CUP meeting, or ‘LADIES DAY‘ as it is famously known, is a great day at the races and one not to be missed. Focus switches from racing to fashion, in particular ladies and their hats! This year we are also heading out for the ROYAL ASCOT FINALE on the Saturday for more exciting racing action and even better – no time off work!

As part of your day package you will be transferred by charter coach from London, be served lunchtime refreshments with lots of sparkling wine, receive entry to the Silver Ring enclosure, and then upon return to London enjoy a post race party to celebrate your winnings (or to commiserate your losses!).

]]> http://www.aneeews.com/2009/06/royal-ascot-ladies-day.html/feed 0 Top 15 Lame Last-Minute Halloween Costumes. http://www.aneeews.com/2007/10/top-15-lame-last-minute-halloween.html http://www.aneeews.com/2007/10/top-15-lame-last-minute-halloween.html#comments Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:55:08 +0000 admin http://aneeews.com/2007/10/top-15-lame-last-minute-halloween.html


TP Mummy

“TP Mummy”: Two rolls of toilet paper, one roll of tape, and one piece of shit costume. Flush quickly.
The

The “Too-Small” Corner Store Outfit: Nothing says “last minute” like an ill-fitting kids costume.
The Dollar-Store

The Dollar-Store “Vampire”: The only thing that’s sucking this year is your costume.
The Dollar-Store


The Dollar-Store “Vampire” II: Just take the teeth out and go as “unoriginal and overworked.”
The Ubiquitous

The Ubiquitous “Devil” Horns: You think you can roll with Satan in that shit? N***a, please.
The Ubiquitous

The Ubiquitous “Devil” Horns II: You’re going for “Hellboy”, but it comes off as “Fanboy.”
The

The “Fugly Drag Queen”: If you’re going to fag it up, don’t fag out. Get help from the pros.
The Old Superman

The Old Superman “S” Costume: Where “S” stands for “Shitty.”
Mustache Man

“Mustache” Man: Throwing shit on your face is for German sex clubs. This is Halloween, man. Try harder.
The Karate Kid

The “Karate Kid”: So, you took a few judo courses. … How about you dodge this throat punch.
Private Douche

“Private Douche”: Just because you can’t throw out your dead brother’s uniform doesn’t mean its counts as a costume when you wear it October 31.
Zombie Girl

“Zombie Girl”: Oh, I get it. You put some makeup on your face and now you’re a “zombie.” What do you call every other day of the week?
The Graduate

“The Graduate”: Nice recycled commencement robe. Where is the Virginia Tech killer when we need him?

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